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Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
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li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

Video 29 Mar 2 notes

Ricky is the best goalie!! 

And in the trailer park, when he’s not minding the net in con-college. 

Photo 29 Mar 2 notes Ever have one of ‘those’ days?

Ever have one of ‘those’ days?

Text 28 Mar

BOOM BOOM BABY!!

Text 28 Mar 1 note

WTF is is with players crashing the goalies lately?! 

Better back the fuck off, if that happens to me I’ll drop my blocker and glove!! 

Text 28 Mar 1 note LET’S GO PENGUINS!!

Gettin ready for great night of hockey with the Penguins after a double practice today! 

I have a fellow Pens fan, pascaldupuis down in Columbus tonight for the game (and visiting some relatives) all geared up to go see Fleury and the gang spank The Blue Jackets! Her relatives/family are all sporting their assorted Pens jersey’s and I will be up here in Maine wearing my good ol Fleury!!!

Cheers and happy Friday night fellow Pens fans!!!

Text 20 Mar

Fuck my goalie ass….

THE FEELS FOR FLUERY! I FEEL YOU ON THAT SHIT ASS FUCK PUNCH BREAK AWAY!!!!

I LOVE MY MAF BOY!!!

Text 20 Mar

Keep calm and Penguin on!!!


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